~ Anon "I think I could fall madly in bed with you." ~ Anon "When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's .95 a minute." ~ Anon "The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less." ~ Brendan Francis "Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable." ~ Lord Chesterfield "Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble." ~ John Barrymore "When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave." ~ Anon "Vanity, revenge, loneliness, boredom, all apply: lust is one of the least of the reasons for promiscuity." ~ Mignon Mc Laughlin "An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex." ~ Aldous Huxley "There's nothing better than good sex. A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex." ~ Billy Joel "Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind.
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This post is meant to complement my earlier one commemorating Valentine's Day. To me, our culture takes the crucial matter of sex much too seriously.
As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. Only if it's done right." "My love life is terrible. and Most Cynical." NOTE 2: To go to the somewhat darker side of love and sex, here are three pieces I've written on the (lamentable) subject of unreciprocated love: "Most Memorable Quotes on Unrequited Love," "The Blissful Torture of Unrequited Love," and (somewhat more optimistically) "3 Ways to Be Happy in Unrequited Love." NOTE 3: If some (hopefully, , click here.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty." [On bisexuality]: "It immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." "Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best." "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions." NOTE 1: To read a related post of mine, here's the link to my "Love Quotes: The Wisest, Wittiest .
In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure." ~ Thomas Szasz "We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation." ~ Lily Tomlin "The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it." ~ Truman Capote "How lucky we are that we can reach our genitals instead of that spot on our back that itches." ~ Flash Rosenberg "Life in Lubbock, Texas taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell.