I really feel like playing one of those persuasive video games today." The names and descriptions of the mini-games are similarly laughable.
They're called things like Love Storm, Bar Dancing and Like in a Movie.
Being asked to do these things while your avatar stands on a poorly rendered beach instead of in front of some orange trees does not help.
We Dare features several other slightly different but equally pathetic excuses for dancing games.
But I suspect this excerpt probably sums it up: "De plus, la maniabilit est excrable." For oui, mon petite coquilles Saint-Jacques, it turns out We Dare does not in fact offer a series of spectacularly enjoyable and arousing experiences which will leave you and your attractive friends rolling half-naked in the aisles.